- Beeminder: Stick To Your Goals
- Beeminder: Be Minded
- Beeminder: Engineer yourself
- Beeminder: Mind Your goals
- Beeminder: Track It, Back It
- Beeminder: Mind the Bright Red Line
- Beeminder: The me-binder
- Beeminder: Reminders with a sting [1]
- Beeminder: Automated accountability
- Beeminder: Make a beeline for your goal
- Beeminder: In-your-face goal tracking
- Beeminder: Data-driven goal tracking
- Beeminder: Data-oriented commitment devices
- Beeminder: Hyperrational goal tracking
- Beeminder: Bring long-term consequences near
- Beeminder: Gradual results, instant gratification
- Beeminder: Make the important urgent [2]
- Beeminder: The akrasia antidote
- Beeminder: If you can quantify it, you can beemind it
- Beeminder: Have your cake and don’t have it too [3]
- Beeminder: Beehave yourself [6]
- Beeminder: Take some Funky Goal Medina [7]
- Beeminder: Turn long-term commitments into daily commitments
- Beeminder: A kick in the pants
- Beeminder: Goal guidance
- Beeminder: Don’t flake out on yourself
- Beeminder: Safety rope for slippery slopes
- Beeminder: Incentivize yourself
- Beeminder: It reminds you and binds you
- Beeminder: Be a slave to your second-order desires
- Beeminder: Solving the self-control problem
- Beeminder: Light a fire under your own butt
- Beeminder: Salvation for akratic data nerds
- Beeminder: Enforced goal tracking
- Beeminder: Keep your long-term goals in focus
- Beeminder: Up in your beeswax, making you better
- Beeminder: The bee is a harsh mistress
- Beeminder: Flexible self-control
- Beeminder: Corrective lenses for psychic myopia
- Beeminder: Be mindful of your goals
- Beeminder: Odyssean goal tracking
- Beeminder: Fighting irrationality with irrationality
- Beeminder: Quantified Self + commitment contracts
- Beeminder: Commitment contracts + Quantified Self
- Beeminder: Self-quantifying + self-binding
- Beeminder: Track progress toward goals; pay if you go off track
- Beeminder: Internalize the externalities of your myopic decisions
- Beeminder: Damoclean goal tracking
- Beeminder: Be minded, reminded, and binded
- Beeminder: It minds you, binds you, and reminds you
- Beeminder: Follow through or pay the price
- Beeminder: Keep your data on track or pay the price
- Beeminder: Willpower as a Service [10]
- Beeminder: Seize the day after tomorrow
- Beeminder: Constrained behavioral optimization
- Beeminder: Live deliberately [it’s from Thoreau]
- Beeminder: Align your utility function with your long-term goals
- Beeminder: Mind the bee
- Beeminder: Mr Hyde, meet Dr Jekyll’s fist
- Beeminder: A robotic bee that you sic on yourself [8]
- Beeminder: Put your money where your piehole is
- Beeminder: Robotic kibitzing for goal tracking
Tagline brainstorming (every other crazy idea goes here)
- Beeminder: Commitment devices for nerds
- Beeminder: Commitment contracts for nerds
- Beeminder: Burn the ships! [scuttle the ships?]
- Beeminder: Overcome your present-biased preferences
- Beeminder: Threat bets [boyinaband’s coinage, not about Beeminder specifically; may need permission for this one]
- Beeminder: An evidence-based willpower augmentation tool [coined by Scott Alexander about Beeminder]
- Beeminder: Ulysses contracts based on data
- Beeminder: The executive function prosthesis
- Beeminder: Multiple selves, united
- Beeminder: Motivation hacking with data
- Beeminder: A form of counteractive self-control [need to decide if true]
- Beeminder: A cure for hyperbolic discounting
- Beeminder: We knead you to do what you know you need to do [thanks to Burt Simpson]
- Beeminder: Sting or swim [thanks to Maxwell Joslyn]
- Beeminder: Behavior-based deep-learning for humans
- Beeminder: You can do anything you set your beeminder to
- Beeminder: Diligence, outsourced. [thx to Rich Armstrong]
- Beeminder: Put your money where your mouth is
- Beeminder: Minimally binding self-binding
- Beeminder: Minimally constraining self-control
- Beeminder: Corrective devices for psychic myopia
- Beeminder: Turning akratic data nerds into productive data nerds
- Beeminder: Precommitment, but with less “pre” [allusion to our killer feature compared to stickk, the road dial & akrasia horizon]
- Beeminder: Precommitment made more annoying
- Beeminder: Commitment made more annoying
- Beeminder: Computerized coaching
- Beeminder: Create your own coach
- Beeminder: Make it matter now
- Beeminder: Lose weight and your money back! [4]
- Beeminder: Lose the weight or lose your money [4]
- Beeminder: Better every day [a little cheesy sounding]
- Beeminder: The path to your goal
- Beeminder: A daily incentive to get to your goal
- Beeminder: Best check yo-self before you wriggety-wreck yo-self
- Beeminder: Check yo’self before you wreck yo’self
- Beeminder: Reaching goals
- Beeminder: Driving off the Road is hazardous to your health
- Beeminder: Show your short-term self who’s boss
- Beeminder: Beat akrasia a day at a time
- Beeminder: Better goal tracking
- Beeminder: Reminders with a motivational sting [5]
- Beeminder: Beehive yourself [6] [maybe sorta apropos when we have social features?]
- Beeminder: You are not judged by the commitments you make but by the ones you keep
Veto pile
- Beeminder: Follow the Yellow Brick Road
- Beeminder: Follow your Yellow Brick Road
- Beeminder: The scientific way to achieve your goals
- Beeminder: Light a fire under your ass
- Beeminder: Computerized coaching-cum-kibitzing
- Beeminder: We’re having a goal-minding bee!
- Beeminder: Sticking it to StickK
- Beeminder: Ending flakiness one graph at a time
- Beeminder: A lose-lose situation [4]
- Beeminder: Driving on the road to success [sounds too self-helpy to me]
- Beeminder: Make it matter today
- Beeminder: Success in manageable doses
- Beeminder: Making you care about long-term consequences now
- Beeminder: Guilt in manageable doses
- Beeminder: Your personal coach
- Beeminder: Robotic reminders for goal tracking
- Beeminder: The reminding robot
- Beeminder: Keeping you from getting discouraged
- Beeminder: Take it one day at a time
- Beeminder: A personal guide to your goals
- Beeminder: What do you weigh today, beetch?
- Beeminder: Make your short-term self your long-term self’s bitch
- Beeminder: The road to success [too serious or corporate-ish]
- Beeminder: What are you beeminding?
- Beeminder: What are you beeminding?
- Beeminder: Bugging you to stick to your commitments
- Beeminder: Daily guidance for your goals
- Beeminder: A daily guide to your goal
- Beeminder: Be on your road tomorrow
- Beeminder: See the big picture, get to your goal
- Beeminder: Daily accountability toward your goals
- Beeminder: The kibitzing robot [9]
- Beeminder: Create a kibitzing coach [9]
- Beeminder: Your kibitzing coach [9]
- Beeminder: Robotic kibitzing [9]
Footnotes
[1] Thanks to Johnicholas Hines.
[2] Thanks to Andreas Stuhlmüller.
[3] Thanks to David Pennock.
[4] Maybe too specific to weight-loss for now.
[5] Thanks to Julian Schvartzman.
[6] Thanks to Laurie Kalkman Reeves.
[7] See blog.beeminder.com/beenamer.
[8] This is a quote from Nick Winter’s book, “The Motivation Hacker”.
[9] These were from the Kibotzer days. They don’t work now that there’s no “kibitzing” pun.
[10] Thanks to Echo Nolan.